My owners lined my bed with your newspaper and I couldn’t help but read about the Royal newlyweds’ new arrival - the Cocker Spaniel (West Sussex Gazette February 8).
I too breathe a sigh of relief that it’s about time the self-centred Corgi stepped down as Royal pet. The breed is rough, I think you’ll agree.
Therefore I enclose my pawtrait in the hope that you publish and prove to your readers there is space on the throne for us spaniels.
Step aside, Corgis - it’s time for spaniels to rule - long walks and dog treats for all!